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    What Do You Do? #5

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    Raptor-401

    AllosaurusMember3687 XPJun-12-2014 1:27 PM

    Okay, this one just came up to me mere minutes ago, so I have tried my best to make this as good as possible.

    However, this one has a slight twist... ;)

    Now, imagine yourself in this situation!!!___________________________________________________________________

    You have just survived the attack from Spinosaurus from the What do You Do? #4. The only items you have are the ones you didn't use to survive from the Spinosaurus. For those of you who chose death, let's just pretend you found a stick next to your car and fought the Spino with it, and made it back away. And let's just pretend you had a first-aid kit in the trunk which you used to heal your wounded leg.

    I know, that part right there sounded irrational, but goddamn it I needed to make up some excuse. Now, your car however, ran out of gas by a very particular large cage. YOu did have some extra gas in a portable gas gallon container, but it was leaked when the Spino came to you. You really have no other choice and walk into the cage hoping there maybe gas inside the building beyond the cage. It is quite foggy in there. You just keep on walking when out of the fog comes a huge, nasty, hungy, angry mommy Pterosaur...

    DISREGARD ERIC IN THE PICTURE. THERE IS NO OTHER HUMAN ON THE ISALND, YOU ARE THE ONLY IDIOT WHO DECIDED TO TREAD THIS ISLAND TO TAKE PICTURES, AND YOU ARE LUCKY TO STILL BE ALIVE. SORRY ABOUT THE CAPS LOCK I JUST WANTED TO MAKE THIS REALLY NOTCIEABLE AND I THINK I AM TAKING TO MUCH SPACE AND YOU MAY BE WONDERING WHY IN HELL'S NAME I AM STILL GOING ON I MEAN I AM WONDERING MYSELF WHY I KEEP ON TYPING... MAYBE I SHOULD JUST GO ONE BUT I AM FINDING THIS QUITE FUN... IF I KEEP ON GOING SURELY NO ONE WILL MISS ME STATING TO DISREGARD ERIC IN THE PICTURE. WELL COME TO THINK ABOUT I ALREADY HAVE WASTED TWO MINUTES OF MY TIME TYPING THIS. SERIOUSLY WHY AM I STILL DOING THIS I AM PROBABLY GOING TO ANNOY THE HECK OUT OF THE PEOPLE WHO ARE GOING TO READ THIS AND FOR THOSE OF YOU WHO STILL BOTHERED READING THIS SEGMENT I GIVE YOU MY THANKS FOR YOUR VERY LONG ATTENTION SPAN.

     

    Now going on, The Pterodactly grabs you and hoists you up to it's babies. There are 10 of them, and you are on top of a secluded rock, and if you jump off the rock you face improbable death. There is also the mother and the father, both the same size, standing aside waiting fot their babies to eat you and they will attack if you try to hurt them.

    WHAT YOU HAVE

    -The items you didn't use in the last What Do You Do?, which are stored in your backpack

    -A back that contains:

    -A whistle, flashlight, water bottle, box of mecicine containing 8 pills that treat stomach sicknesses, sunglasses, and a pistol with 8 rounds.

    -You also have our clothes on and a cap

    -You have nothing else with you on and your backpack and feel free to add details that do not go against these details.

    Enjoy and have fun.

    IT'S TIME TO DU-DU-DU-DU-DUEL!!!

    133 Responses to What Do You Do? #5

    Lord Vader

    Tyrannosaurus RexMember6270 XPJun-12-2014 1:45 PM

    Well, assuming the shotty was a standard 5-round pump, I've got three rounds of buckshot left in her. The Pteranodon picked the wrong fight.

     

    Simple actually. Shoot the parents with the shotgun, whip out the pistol and shoot four of the babies. Four rounds left in the pistol, one in the shotgun. Now, for the last six, assuming they are scared sh!tless, beat them to death with the stock of the shotty and leave in search of gas.

    Jack of all trades. Master of none

    Raptor-401

    AllosaurusMember3687 XPJun-12-2014 1:49 PM

    Well, that was quick... You seem to have no problem killing za babies...

    IT'S TIME TO DU-DU-DU-DU-DUEL!!!

    JRR

    CompsognathusMember0 XPJun-12-2014 1:57 PM

    put the 8 pills on a fish then feed it to the father hoping it would poison him scince i only used one shot of the shotgun i would kill the mother with it and shoot 8 of the baby with the pistol and kill the other 2 babys by hiting them to death with the flash ligth from last time and put the 10 babys in the bag to cook them for food with a fire ive started with the car ciggar ligther

    Evacuate?, Godzilla is just a Legend!-Woman in GMK

    Raptor-401

    AllosaurusMember3687 XPJun-12-2014 1:58 PM

    Well that was a pretty relaxed response...

    IT'S TIME TO DU-DU-DU-DU-DUEL!!!

    JRR

    CompsognathusMember0 XPJun-12-2014 2:06 PM

    what, do uou have a problem in eating pterosaurs to survive?

    Evacuate?, Godzilla is just a Legend!-Woman in GMK

    Lord Vader

    Tyrannosaurus RexMember6270 XPJun-12-2014 2:28 PM

    Well 401, it's either me or them, and better them than me.

    Jack of all trades. Master of none

    Raptor-401

    AllosaurusMember3687 XPJun-12-2014 2:35 PM

    Well catzilla, you do have some waffles and bagels...

    IT'S TIME TO DU-DU-DU-DU-DUEL!!!

    Raptor-401

    AllosaurusMember3687 XPJun-12-2014 2:36 PM

    Mr. Happy, but you killed an entire family!!!

    IT'S TIME TO DU-DU-DU-DU-DUEL!!!

    JRR

    CompsognathusMember0 XPJun-12-2014 2:40 PM

    in the spinosaurus scenario i throw all the food exept for 1 fish

    what would you have done raptor?

    Evacuate?, Godzilla is just a Legend!-Woman in GMK

    Raptor-401

    AllosaurusMember3687 XPJun-12-2014 2:43 PM

    Eat myself or dive from the place and hope I die peacefully.

    IT'S TIME TO DU-DU-DU-DU-DUEL!!!

    JRR

    CompsognathusMember0 XPJun-12-2014 2:50 PM

    ¿why, like mr happy said its them or you?

    if you are desperate you would eat anything even insects

    (is it yust me or mr happy and i are always the first to coment on your topics)

    Evacuate?, Godzilla is just a Legend!-Woman in GMK

    Raptor-401

    AllosaurusMember3687 XPJun-12-2014 2:52 PM

    Well I don't know... And i would never eat roaches, I'd rather die

     

    Not really, I mean 90% of the time Mr. Happy's first but soemtimes it's others.

    IT'S TIME TO DU-DU-DU-DU-DUEL!!!

    JRR

    CompsognathusMember0 XPJun-12-2014 2:54 PM

    no matter how roaches disgust and frigthen me if im ding i would eat them, chinese eat roches and rats and they dont seem to get sick

    Evacuate?, Godzilla is just a Legend!-Woman in GMK

    Raptor-401

    AllosaurusMember3687 XPJun-12-2014 2:55 PM

    And God knows how in hell's name they manage that...

    IT'S TIME TO DU-DU-DU-DU-DUEL!!!

    Lord Vader

    Tyrannosaurus RexMember6270 XPJun-12-2014 4:53 PM

    Well 401, think rationally. Yes, in the scenario, I killed a family. They are all dead, so NONE of them will be emotionally scarred for life, AND they DID try to kill me, so you know, there's the trade off. That and I'm a friggin lunatic.

    Jack of all trades. Master of none

    Raptor-401

    AllosaurusMember3687 XPJun-12-2014 4:56 PM

    Well it was just the mom who wanted to feed your children.What if you hunted a rabbit for your kids and the rabbit just killed all of you and tyour whole family?

    This whole argument I am rbinging is just a joke, by the way. I'd kill the parents first chance I got and would kill the babies, if necessary.

    IT'S TIME TO DU-DU-DU-DU-DUEL!!!

    Lord Vader

    Tyrannosaurus RexMember6270 XPJun-12-2014 5:00 PM

    That wouldn't happen simply because one shot with said weapon and it's rabbit stew for dinner. The Pteranodons would be trying to tear you limb from limb, WHILE YOU'RE STILL A-F**KING -LIVE. So once again, trade off, give family of dinosaurs merciful death (well, the ones you put a bullet through), or get eaten alive. 

     

    I am aware that this isn't serious.

    Jack of all trades. Master of none

    Raptor-401

    AllosaurusMember3687 XPJun-12-2014 5:02 PM

    Well what if was a BEAR!!!???? You still don't need to kill the babies. Sure I mean they would start pecking you, giving you extreme pain all over, but you can still spare them, I mean throw them off the rocks and let them glide to safety!!!
    Also, just curious, what do you think of my long caption under the picture of the Pterodeactly whit Eric?

    IT'S TIME TO DU-DU-DU-DU-DUEL!!!

    Lord Vader

    Tyrannosaurus RexMember6270 XPJun-12-2014 5:07 PM

    Um, I'm the type of guy who, if I'm outnumbered and have a large gun, even if it's young ones, will shoot anything and everything in sight. Assuming the babies would run off at the first gunshot, they're fine as long as local authorities find them before another bear. Just saying, nature is a bitch to the unprotected youngster. If anything, I'd be doing the babies a favour. 

    Regarding your rabbit example, mama Pteranodon f*cked with the wrong rabbit.

    It was funny.

    Jack of all trades. Master of none

    Raptor-401

    AllosaurusMember3687 XPJun-12-2014 5:10 PM

    Well, that's alright, but promise me you would never shoot human babies. Seriously, human babies have souls... Humans in general... But regarding nature, nature is a bitch. To all animals. I mean with Lions, the male ones sometimes enter different packs and will brutally kill all the youngsters so they can have a chance to mate.

    Poor mama Pteranodon...

    Thanks, took me 5 minutes to make it look funny.

    IT'S TIME TO DU-DU-DU-DU-DUEL!!!

    Lord Vader

    Tyrannosaurus RexMember6270 XPJun-12-2014 5:15 PM

    Well, it could have been worse for mama Pteranodon. Could've shot to wound the parents, and proceed to smash their heads in AFTER doing that to the babies. I mean, I'm a lunatic, but not that bad, that's just plain terrible. 

    I would never kill another person....... for no reason.

    Jack of all trades. Master of none

    Raptor-401

    AllosaurusMember3687 XPJun-12-2014 5:17 PM

    I would never kill a person unless it was necessary. For instance, maybe for self-defense or to rid of a serial killer.

    That is terrible...

    You know what, I think one of these days I ought to turn into CAPTAIN-401...

    Just gives me an idea...

    IT'S TIME TO DU-DU-DU-DU-DUEL!!!

    Raptor-401

    AllosaurusMember3687 XPJun-12-2014 5:18 PM

    GUAH GUAH HAHAHA.

    This is no longer Raptor-401 Speaking... Raptor-401 is no longer here. EVRYONE SHALL SUFFER BEFORE ME!!!

    IT'S TIME TO DU-DU-DU-DU-DUEL!!!

    Lord Vader

    Tyrannosaurus RexMember6270 XPJun-12-2014 5:21 PM

    If anything, my "Alter ego" is Mr.Happy9097, not Lieutenant 9097. You don't want me to be me full out. I'm a lunatic, and to prove I'm serious about my persoannl safety, I have a shotgun in the corner of my bedroom, next to the door. Action open, loaded, but not chambered, won't go off by accident.

    Jack of all trades. Master of none

    Raptor-401

    AllosaurusMember3687 XPJun-12-2014 5:22 PM

    MUAH HAHA HAHA. I AM THE TRUE ONE. I AM NOT RAAPTOR-401. THIS WHOLE TIME WAS MY PLOT. I NOW HAVE 33 FOLLOWERS. I NOW HAVE MY CHANCE FOR POWER!!!! I AM ARMED WITH TWO SHIELDS, A GUN, AND A SWORD. SOON THIS WHOLE FORUM WILL BE MINE!!!

    IT'S TIME TO DU-DU-DU-DU-DUEL!!!

    Lord Vader

    Tyrannosaurus RexMember6270 XPJun-12-2014 5:25 PM

    Hmmmm, I'd be intimidated, but that's just not in my character. I've got a loaded shotgun at my side, 58 followers, and what kind of gun do you have? Just wondering. List the model, not the calibre. 

    Jack of all trades. Master of none

    JRR

    CompsognathusMember0 XPJun-12-2014 5:29 PM

    you both should change your names to

    crazy-401

    and

    mr.lunatic9097

     

     

     

     

     

     

    just joking

    Evacuate?, Godzilla is just a Legend!-Woman in GMK

    Raptor-401

    AllosaurusMember3687 XPJun-12-2014 5:30 PM

    HAHAHA!!! THOSE FOLLOWERS WILL ABANDON YOU UPON MY POWERRRRRRR!!! AND THE GUN IS A TOP-SECRET WEAPON, HAHA!!!

    Dude, stop it!!!

    WHO THE HELL ARE YOU!!!

    Raptor-401, telling you to just back off, I have discussed this with you many times, Captain.

    WHO ARE YOU TO QUESTION MY POWER, MY GUN WILL TAKE YOU AWAY.

    Shut up, the gun is just a weak Nerf Gun. We've been over this, for God's sake.

    OH YEAH??!!! WHAT ABOUT MY FOLLOWERS!!??

    They're just followers. You heard Mr. Happy.He's got 58. And the other veterans have more followers than you.

    WHAT ABOUT MY MIGHTY SWORD!!??

    That's a COSPLAY SWORD. Sure it is real metal and could o real damage, but I think it wouldn't be threatening at all!!!

    SHUT UP!!! EVERYONE WILL BOW DOWN BEFORE ME!!! EVEN YOU!!!!

    I AM YOU, IDIOT. I will put stop to this nonsense at once.

    ON NO YOU DON'T YOU LITT---

    There we go!

    IT'S TIME TO DU-DU-DU-DU-DUEL!!!

    Lord Vader

    Tyrannosaurus RexMember6270 XPJun-12-2014 6:04 PM

    More like Mr.Lunatic9097 for me (I'm the lunatic, not 401). 

     

    Haha, ha, good to have you back 401, the captain wouldn't have stood chance against the Lieutenant. 

    Jack of all trades. Master of none

    Raptor-401

    AllosaurusMember3687 XPJun-12-2014 6:07 PM

    Yes, I am still having trouble shutting him up.

    IT'S TIME TO DU-DU-DU-DU-DUEL!!!

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