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    Welcome to Failtastic Park!

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    Dec-09-2017 5:55 PM

    Saw the new trailer and I hate JP:FK already! It's unbelievable the actors can keep a straight face when talking about the "plot" and how "genius" it is. Absolute garbage! 

    Fetch the stick stupid!


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    Something Real

    Dec-09-2017 7:53 PM

    SNAKE - Your assertion is quite stark! What is it about the trailer which has you most displeased, may I ask? Furthermore, did you like anything in particular about the trailer? :)

    I Meme Everything

    Dec-09-2017 7:59 PM

    All I can say is, the chemistry between Owen and Claire will probably be crap.

    "Part of the journey is the end..."

    I Meme Everything

    Dec-10-2017 5:54 AM

    Also, by calling it Failtastic Park, you're technically insulting the original xD

    "Part of the journey is the end..."


    Dec-11-2017 9:14 AM

    Maybe I overreacted a bit but I was really hyped untill I saw the trailer. 

    I find the attempt at humor in some of the dialogue to be really annoying, it reminds me of the Avengers, GOTG or any forgettable superhero-flick. I also don't like the over-the-top exploding island with all the apparently brainless dinosaurs just strolling of the cliff, the overusage of cgi, raptor pets and the T-rex-ex-machina.(really...again?) 

    Do like that carnotaurus, baryonyx(?) and the caged Rex.

    I think my problem with the new series is that the filmmakers seem to take the whole idea of cloning dinosaurs a little too lightly. It's going to be just like JW1 with traits of a comedy and that somehow feels wrong to me. 

    What I'm hoping for at best, apart from the movie not being a total letdown, are some really cool action figures or other memorabilia that I can add to my collection. The JW-toys looked like crap and so cheap!



    I Meme Everything

    Dec-15-2017 5:42 PM

    ^Yes it was a Baryonyx.

    "Part of the journey is the end..."

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