AllosaurusMember3687 XPMar-08-2016 5:54 PMToday I came up with some dinosaur jokes that I think people may enjoy if they like cheesy jokes, I hope you enjoy:
Q: How did they T. rex feel after his workout?
A: Dino-sore.
Q: What do you call a dinosaur that is quick with some sick rhymes?
A: Veloci-rapper
Q: What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?
A: Tyrannosaurus Wreck
Q: What do you call a dinosaur that is a police officer?
A: Tricera-cop
And my new terrible unfunny version of this classic joke...
Q: Why can't you hear a pterodactyl use the restroom?
A: Because he's dead.
Well that's it for now. If you want to hear my other jokes which if I were to post here would probably go against the Code of Conduct, just PM me at your own risk of possibly getting slightly offended I mean I just see them as jokes but other people say otherwise, especially the series of baby jokes I keep on creating...
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Dynamosaurus Imperiosus/ Raptorexxx 700
CompsognathusMember3 XPMar-08-2016 10:54 PMRaptor-401: ... pls...stahp... way too cheesy :) and boy its been a loooooong time since i've commented on ur posts nice to see you still active
AllosaurusMember4115 XPMar-09-2016 3:12 AMOr Indominus wreck
"Part of the journey is the end..."
Tyrannosaurus RexMember6270 XPMar-09-2016 4:51 AMAnd the car was Tyrannosaurus Wrecked, let's not leave that out.
Sometimes we we need the cheesy jokes.
Jack of all trades. Master of none
AllosaurusMember3687 XPMar-09-2016 2:58 PM@Raptorxxx 700: Well I've always been checking in daily, however I was mainly making chat updates and just checking to see if everything was going good for Scified. Some weeks ago I made a topic, but didn't get more than one reply I believe, But yeah, I hope to be around here more actively :D
@Lord Vader: I posted this because I feel its good to have some cheesy fun on the forum again, that and wanted to psoted something fun after not having done so in a while.
IT'S TIME TO DU-DU-DU-DU-DUEL!!!
TriceratopsMember198 XPMar-10-2016 8:09 AMI got a few.
What do you call it when your favourite dinosaur appears out of nowhere to save the day?
Deus Rex-Machina.
What do you call a dinosaur park that feeds its dinosaurs bacon?
Jurassic Pork.
Why did the dinosaur cross the road?
Because chickens weren't around yet.
What do you call a hybrid of Triceratops and a kangaroo?
Tricera-hops.
What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?
A Try-try-try-ceratops.
What do you get when a Spinosaurus walks through a starwberry field?
Strawberry jam.
Why does Brachiosaurus have a long neck and hold his head high?
His feet smell.
Why does the Brachiosaurus' feet smell?
He always walks through egg-stink nests.
What's a dinosaur enthusiast's best pick-up line?
Baby, if you were a dinosaur, you'd be a Gorgeousaurus.
What do you do with a blue velociraptor?
Cheer her up.
AllosaurusMember3687 XPMar-10-2016 8:13 PMAlphadino, some of those were great, and some of them were a bit too cheesy XD.
I don't have any more dinosaur ones at the moment.
IT'S TIME TO DU-DU-DU-DU-DUEL!!!
CompsognathusMember67 XPMar-11-2016 5:39 AMIf a dinosaur was in a car accident, it would be more Big Motor Wrecked and less tyrannosaurus Wreck.
Actually, scratch that. A dinosaur in a car is accident enough.
